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Joke of the Day

"People say his actions move people to tears. well I wasn't aware he was rapist."

"I paid $22 to connect to the internet from an airplane flying over the pacific so you guys better provide some worthwhile content"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Boris ! Boris who ? Boris with more knock knock jokes !"

"What do you get if you cross Michael J Fox with a dildo? A vibrator."

"If Chris Brown played Quidditch, what position would he play? Beater"

"What do you call mexicans who are stoned? Baked beans."

"Ten minutes into ""conspiracy theories and chill..."" ...we start gettin *illuminaughty.*"

"It still amazes me that you need a license to catch a fish but any asshole can be a parent."

"What goes up and never comes down? Your age!"

"Some Might Say This is the World's Funniest Joke Wenn ist das Nunstuck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"