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Joke of the Day
"For me sex is like a game Single player"
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"Accidentally used 13's shower gel, so I just copped a huge attitude, yelled at everyone and slammed some doors."
"LPT: Never trust anyone who says ""trust me"". Trust me on this."
"Well played, super clean sliding glass door I thought I'd left open. Well played."
"Was gonna get a brain transplant I changed my mind"
"I've always wanted to drown my troubles But I can never get my wife to go swimming"
"What do you do if can't change a lightbulb? Ya know what? Just screw it."
"How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had? He used cowculus!"
"How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment? Ten-ants"
"Where do animals go when their Tails fall off? The Retail store"