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Joke of the Day
"My dog used to chase people on a bike all the time It got so bad I had to take his bike away."
Next Joke
"I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. But he says he can stop anytime."
"What's smokey the bear's middle name? The."
"grampa: i was sent to war when ur mother was a baby. i didnt kno if i'd see her again me: noo my uber stopped on the other side of the road"
"Whenever I see a whirlpool, I scream, ""Help! That tornado can't swim!"""
"What did Hillary say when she bumped into Barack Obama at the White House? Pardon me."
"Confucius says: ""Woman who fly upside in airplane have open cockpit."""
"Pressing A too fast and having to talk to the Pokemon Center's nurse again was by far the worst part of my childhood."
"What thinks the unthinkable? An itheberg"
"TIFU by rubbing yeast infection cream on my face whoops wrong scrub"