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Joke of the Day
"If your Uncle was an animal, what one would he be? An Aunt-eater."
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"So I heard the workers in the Twin Towers tried to have chocolate delivered to them by drone. Asking for an Air Kraft wasn't one of their better ideas."
"What did the young digital clock say to its Grandfather clock? ""Look Grandpa, no hands!"""
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"Ya know, I've never taken an ugly girl to bed... Woke up with a few though."
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"What do you call citizens of Florida who eat at Chick-Fil-A? Gay-ters"
"Have you heard about the Indian that set the track for Native American's to vote? He was the little Injun that could"
"I'm reading a book on Anti-Gravity... And it's impossible to put down."