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Joke of the Day
"What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit? Falafel Raptors. (sorry)"
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"Just realized I only had one meal today. One, thirteen-hour meal."
"I saw a dramatic comedy about a guy with PbA. The plot was confusing... I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.."
"Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other ""I don't like your friend."" The other one said ""Well put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."""
"Ladies, don't wear skinny jeans, if you have no skinny genes."
"A homeless guy asked me ""would you give me $5 for a sandwich?"" I said ""I don't know man, show me the sandwich first."""
"Last week, a girl at a local bakery backed into the bread slicer... Disaster."
"1) Find and catch a rabbit 2) Go to restaurant 3) Complain about a hare in your meal 4) Enjoy free meal plus adorable household pet"
"A cute thing I tell my kids when we see a dead deer on the side of the road is, ""Looks like Santa lost his temper again."""
"After several Steven Segal films in a row, you'd think bad guys would know to avoid rooms that contain both him & a PoolTable"