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Joke of the Day
"What do you call three hundred white guys chasing a black guy? The PGA tour."
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"Lick the corner of your mouth. The corner. JUST the CORNER. God damn it Diane do you want to be America's Next Top Model or the Hamburglar"
"So a chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar... ...to help his friends change a lightbulb"
"I'm glad i know sign language It's pretty handy"
"How do you tell if your friend is gay? Fuck him in the ass. As you're cumming, reach around and feel his cock. It's hard, he's definitely gay."
"""Um excuse me, my eyes are up here. And here. And here, here, here, here, and here."" - spider with big tits"
"For those of you who don't know me, we haven't met yet."
"If your relationship has more issues than a magazine stand then I suggest you cancel that subscription"
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"How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him."