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Joke of the Day

"Obama: Dave, it's Barack, we have an updog situation at the white house. Cameron: What's updog? *Obama high fives entire oval Office*"

"[Stares deeply into date's eyes before going to the bathroom] ""I've counted these fries."""

"what did the man say when he couldn't get frea with his dog? oops, forgot the ky"

"What do all Pedophiles have in common They're all Fucking Immature Ass-holes"

"How many black people does it take to screw in a Lightbulb? 26. One to actually do the screwing, and 25 to mindlessly shout YAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS."

"I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now i can't find him."

"How did Captain Hook die ? He wiped his ass with the wrong hand."

"A Dragon Joke Two dragons are in a bar. One turns to the other and says ""It's roasting in here!"" The first replies, ""Shut your mouth."""

"Why is ""abbreviation"" such a long word? "

"What do you say to a handicapped dog? ""Stay"""