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Joke of the Day

"They're making a movie about a Kamikaze pilot who wants to assassinate a Catholic Priest It's called ""Aryan vs Predator"""

"What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids? Jose and Hose-B"

"Why did the grammar nazi request someone else's tombstone to be placed on his grave? He was a big fan of transferred epitaph."

"It's not that the man did not know how to juggle... ...he just didn't have the balls to do it."

"Judge: You're out of order! Lawyer: This whole court room is out of order! *I burst in* Me: THE VENDING MACHINE IN THE LOBBY IS OUT OF ORDER"

"MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy hurry up and drink your soup before it clots."

"I went to a wedding. The bride had something old, something new something borrowed...and the groom had something blew."

"I don't know about Michael J. Fox... His last few performances have been kind of shaky."

"I'm allergic to bears. One bear bite & it's straight to the ER for me."

"My mom said that if I don't get off my computer and do my homework she'll slam my head on the keyboard, but I think she's jokinfjreoiwjrtwe4to8rkljreun8f4ny84c8y4t58lym4wthylmhawt4mylt4amlathnatyn"