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Joke of the Day
"If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great Lakes what will it become? Wet!"
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"Michael Cera, in a public restroom, pinned to the opposite wall by the force of the hand-dryer."
"The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off."
"According to the bible, women's first mistake was listening to the devil. Man's first mistake was listening to the woman."
"What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom? Answer: Odor Odor in the court!!!"
"Girls be having unprotected sex but then have the best case for their iPhone. They care more about their phone than their pussy"
"I hear they designed the newest iPhone to fit perfectly in your hand, right where your money used to be."
"""sir can you describe the stingray that attacked you?"" yes it was like a weird pancake"
"whoops i accidentally spilled a whole pizza in my mouth"
"Two hipsters walked into a bar. One did it before it was cool and the second did it ironically."