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Joke of the Day
"Two hipsters walked into a bar. One did it before it was cool and the second did it ironically."
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"Sometimes I just go to work for the free internet."
"Its me and my son's birthday next week so were doing a joint party. We've ordered a Tinkerbell cake for him, but she will be topless for me."
"[meeting at round table] ""King Arthur, if I may?"" ""Go ahead."" ""Castles but bouncier."" ""Bouncy castles?"" ""But you gotta take your shoes off."""
"Have a jewish friend who likes to make drinks. I have a Jewish friend who likes to make drinks. Hebrews them. Sorry if you expected a Jewish world war 2 joke, but I'm burnt out on those."
"My dad always warned me about anal. He said ""Son, this is going to hurt."""
"What do elephants sing at christmas ? Noel-ephants Noel-ephants..."