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Joke of the Day

"I just cleaned out my purse. So, I'll be having a garage sale later this afternoon."

"There's an epidemic in Britain that makes vulnerable young women inexplicably attracted to douchebags who miss leg day."

"I love that tower in France I hear it's an eye full"

"How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question. Gas chambers don't have light bulbs."

"It must get awkward when someone by accident makes one of those ""I let him get away with murder"" jokes around O.J Simpson."

"Q: Does a roller coaster like its work? A: It has its ups and downs."

"There are two types of countries in the world.... Those who use the metric system, and those who have a successful space program."

"people who say ""guess what"" and make you actually guess make me want to die"

"What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Lean beef."

"Sometimes I use words that I don't even understand myself. I think, it makes me look more photosynthetic."