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Joke of the Day

"There's an epidemic in Britain that makes vulnerable young women inexplicably attracted to douchebags who miss leg day."

"How fast can a bear run? As fast as it can bear."

"My kids had a shirt made for me that says 'father of the year 2014 quarter finalist'."

"TIFU by taking someone else's Subway order Oops, wrong sub."

"Once you learn about confirmation bias... ...you start seeing it everywhere!"

"What do you call a Jewish, German clergyman? Jew das Priest."

"What did the letter O say to the letter Q? ""Hey, your dick is hanging out"""

"A Woman's place is not in the kitchen Cause that's where all the knives are."

"You did yoga. You didn't negotiate a peace treaty. Stop walking around like that."

"If sex were fast food, you'd have and M-shaped arch over your head."