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Joke of the Day
"Who's the most forgettable Disney/Pixar character? Bing-Bong"
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"Major in Freudian Psychology Minor in the back seat."
"Sorry I looked completely surprised that your baby didn't burst into flames when I chanted The Power Of Christ Compels You."
"A farmer is a man outstanding in his field."
"What does a Mexican say when a house falls on them. Get off me homes."
"Have you ever had sex while camping? Its fucking intents!"
"How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits."
"I shall final no more forever. -Schooling Bull"
"What do you tell someone who is bad at sign language? You have bad hand writing"
"If I ever win the lottery & someone asks me for money I'm going to give them a dollar & say ""Here. Go play the Lottery. That's what I did."""