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Joke of the Day
"Where does Lance Armstrong go to continue his education? http://cms.bsu.edu/"
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"Not a mean plane joke. Wouldnt want to make a joke about the air asia flight as it would be plane wrong and offensive."
"PATIENT: Someone gave me pills at a party and my stomach hurts DR: We took x-rays. You have spongy dinosaurs expanding inside you right now"
"Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges? He was caught doing lines of math!"
"How I got over my procastination ... I will tell you later"
"What food makes women stop having sex? A wedding cake"
"Why do dogs wag their tails ? ""Because no one else will do it for them !"""
"Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting. Until you realize you live alone."
"Yo mama is so dumb..... That she shakes her baby when she reads the orange juice label."
"What type of target shooting does Lil Jon do? Skeet skeet motherfucker!"