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Joke of the Day
"I bought some rose-scented shampoo the other day.. ..it smells better than real poo."
Next Joke
"s/o to parallel lines for keeping that shit platonic and never crossing. they keep a healthy professional work ethic"
"Where do drinks go on vacation? Coaster Rica"
"Do you know what a 68 is? You blow me and I owe you one."
"My wife likes to talk on the phone when she's having sex. The other day, she called me from a hotel."
"What do you call an acid trip so hard that it gives you visions of the future? Psychic-delic."
"Husband catchs pregnant woman eating grass, what is it? Just pregnancy desire"
"Before I got on the toilet, I was trying to look for toilet paper... And I almost lost my shit."
"How do you castrate a redneck? Kick his sister's jaw in."
"My kids don't like when I drink, but if it wasn't for alcohol, they wouldn't even be here."