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Joke of the Day
"God created women and the devil taught her to smile."
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"Pretty offensive joke: Why does all Turkish men have a mustache? because they wanna look like their mother."
"Why didn't Jesus start a charity? Cuz they're not for prophets."
"I'm tired of women touching and playing with it but no one wants to blow it. Damn vuvuzelas!"
"Schrodinger's Crush: Before you ask her out, she is both single and taken"
"What do you call a cow who just gave birth? Decalfeinated"
"What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef? A humburger."
"Did you see the new clock porno? It's about fucking time."
"Well there's definitely one word I can't use to describe Tom Brady's ego... Inflated."
"A redhead tells her blonde stepsister... ...""I slept with a Brazilian...."" The blonde replies, ""Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"""