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Joke of the Day

"Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were a child? Well he is back in town and wants you to give him a call."

"Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one that had a dream"

"*into earpiece during date* Ok now maintain eye contact No not that kind of contact Bro do not touch her eyes Get your eye away from hers"

"Meow What do you call a cat who watches dirty movies? A purrvert."

"Hey you guys! Are you all right? NO YOU'RE ALL LEFT! :D"

"Why is Jeb! Bush still running for president? Because the Bush family thinks that no child should be left behind."

"I find gay sex disgusting, with all that penetration and stuff That is why I just ask guys to come on my face"

"My girlfriend is like a lawnmower... Everyone is asking to borrow her."

"A Stormtrooper went golfing today He's still on the first hole."

"A woman walks into a grocery store with a duck... A clerk says, ""Hey! You can't bring that pig in here!"" The woman says, ""It's not a pig. It's a duck."" The clerk says, ""I was talking to the duck."""