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Joke of the Day
"Why did 6 wanna fuck 7? Cus 7 8 ass."
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"I yelled ""shotgun"", long before anyone else, but I still got to sit in the backseat. I hate cops."
"Jews don't recognise Jesus Protestants don't recognise the Pope Baptists don't recognise each other at the liquor store"
"What do you call a pig that does karate?? Roast beef."
"What did one hat say to the other hat? You wait here, I'm going to go on a head."
"Aphantasia I was reading about a guy that lives with aphantasia, but I just can't picture what that would be like."
"*breathing becomes rapid and pulse starts racing* I...I've never felt...SO ALIVE! *holds up 11th nugget from 10 piece box, for all to see*"
"What's the difference between cowboy hats and tampons ? Cowboy hats are for assholes."
"Number of US states who claim above average elementary test scores? 50. Number of US states who shouldn't be allowed to teach math? 25."
"What is the unit of power? Yes."