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Joke of the Day

"New rule: advertisements can no longer use adjectives. I'll decide what is ""fresh"" and ""natural"" and ""like a real girl"" thank you very much"

"Parenting is all about multitasking. Like trying to brush your teeth while you're rock climbing."

"Grenade in a french bathroom What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a french bathroom? Linoleum Blown Apart"

"Facebook buys Instagram for one billion?!? Idiots!! They could have downloaded it from the app store for .99 cents.."

"Sorry, grandma. You stood up. You have to be Slim Shady now."

"How do you get jizz off a Scrabble board? Don't bother, that's 29 points right there."

"I like my women like my Asian food: Hot and sweet."

"Is that a cop behind me? No, just a car with a bike rack. Or maybe it's an undercover cop with a bike rack? -Weed"

"What is a black person's least favourite breakfast! Pancake. K. K. ^^^(Pan-K-K-K)"

"How many social justice warriors does it take to change a lightbulb? Twelve, one to change it and the other eleven to start a support group called ""recovering from the darkness"""