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Joke of the Day
"Smokey said ""Only you can prevent Forest fires"" That's alot of pressure."
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"How do you know a Black woman is pregnant ? The cotton in her tampon is picked"
"Archimedes law of bathing When your body immersed in water, the phone rings"
"It was called a jumpoline... ... before your mother jumped on it."
"I had a normal childhood My mom only jerked me off once when I broke my arm, no more than that!"
"Why did the butcher die ? Because he chopped off the wrong sausage."
"Solving the Mystery by Ivor Clew"
"I thought getting a vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant. Apparently it just changes the color of the baby."
"Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it. "
"Teacher: Class we will have only half a day of school this morning. Class: Hooray! Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!"