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Joke of the Day

"ok so when a guy marries four women does he wear four rings or just ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL?"

"If a guy from Boston ever asks if you want to smoke a hookah be careful You might end up shooting a prostitute."

"Would the Government cope in a zombie apocalypse? Vacant, horrible, disoriented people stumbling around without purpose. Plus the zombies."

"What do you call a serial killer that rides a bike? A Cyclepath"

"The FineBros remind me of a movie villian... ...they revealed their master plan via monologue and were stopped before they could end the world."

"[Minister]: Do you take this woman to be your lawful [Groom]: I'm just here for the open bar."

"Why is a giraffes neck so long? Because the head is so high up."

"Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? A: He sold his soul to Santa."

"What do you call a Mexican mountain climber? Caribeaner"

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