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Joke of the Day

"Bad is accidently sending your buddy a dirty sext intended for your girlfriend. Worse is getting 'lemme think about it' for a reply."

"There is a band called 1023 MB. They haven't had any gigs yet though."

"Star Wars Spoiler: Darth Vader is Luke's father."

"Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM."

"What's the difference between your mom and my computer? I can still turn your mom on."

"Don't waste electricity. How would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?"

"I've done hundreds of crossword puzzles over the years, but just this morning I noticed they provide clues."

"My kids lost a Barbie shoe. I dug in the trash and found one. It was from a set they didn't know was missing Now I'm looking for 2 shoes."

"Doctor: ""Well, Mrs Jones, you are eating for two now!"" Kate: ""I'm pregnant?!"" Doctor: ""No. You have a tapeworm."""

"What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? Well, the flags a big plus."