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Joke of the Day

"There is a small dent on the side of this plane. It must have a... *Puts on sunglasses* ""Airline fracture"""

"Q: What's a tongue twister? A: When your tang gets all tongueled up."

"My wife wasn't amused... Her: Be careful traffic is crazy. Me: If I can handle you, traffic should be a cinch!"

"I went to an Anti- Abortion rally... Their slogan was ""our movement is unstoppable, they will never defetus"""

"Why can't astronauts listen to music? The beat can't drop in outer space."

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flys like a banana."

"Is there a God? A billion Hindus can't be wrong."

"If you insist on changing someone, do it without their knowledge....Like by poisoning their food."

"I'm not allowed in the Vietnamese sandwich shop anymore. They decided to banh mi for life."

"NSFW What's the hardest part of being a pedophile? It's hard to fit in"