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Joke of the Day
"How do you make an English Muffin blush? You nook at its crannies."
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"Q: What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above? A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things."
"What do you call a broken fisherman's calculator. Something fishy that doesn't quite add up."
"I celebrate 4/20 on January 5th... Because I know how to reduce fractions unlike the rest of you morons."
"What do you get when you burn Baltimore? Baltiless"
"Shouldn't the Air and Space museum be empty?"
"The dog almost ate the bird tonight. It was like a Dateline episode. ""He kept to himself, but on the evening of June 6, he snapped."""
"I've always dreamed of swimming in an ocean of orange soda Its a fanta-sea of mine"
"Why do they call it PMS? Because mad cow disease was taken"
"""SZA"" would be the perfect name for a lesbian member of the Wu Tang Clan"