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Joke of the Day
"So a hydraulic jack walks into his family reunion. . . and says look at all these Pump kins!"
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"Hangover status: playing duct, duct, tape with the kids."
"If you're buying your pregnancy test at the dollar store it's probably because he bought is his condoms there too."
"I dropped my toothpaste! ...Tom exclaimed, crestfallen."
"A man buys condoms at a drugstore ... The cashier asks ""You need a bag with this?"" and the man answers ""No! She's not *that* ugly!""."
"I used to like Mitch Hedberg I still do but I used to too. RIP Mitch, we miss you."
"Did you hear about the protestors killing the circus? They went straight for the juggler."
"What do you say when German secret police is bugging you? geSTAHPo!"
"How do you organize wet books? With the mildewy decimal system!"
"Of course women are funny. Why else would there be so many jokes about them."