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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin? Pingu-Pong!"

"Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up? They call their tailor Herr Dresser"

"Everybody was Kung Fu fighting. Except Gary. Gary was in your house going through your underwear drawer. He also kissed your cat."

"Bald people struggle with improv, They can't seem to come up with anything off the top of their head."

"If girls with big boobs work at Hooters, where do people with one leg work? IHOP."

"I just got a job helping a one arm typist do capital letters... Its shift work."

"The sight of you makes me want an American Spirit I want to secede and isolate."

"I'm disappointed. I check reddit after last night's episode of TWD *SPOILER* and I don't see a single joke about Bob's Burgers."

"Contrary to popular criticism, Hillary doesn't suck. If she does, Bill wouldn't have needed Monica."

"*sends signal to space 24/7 that just says Updog* *aliens respond* Alien: Whats Updog? NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there"