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Joke of the Day
"Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? I'd much rather have a jelly baby."
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"What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken? A pecking order."
"She would have gotten away... ...if she had also changed her name to Rachel Dolizzle."
"What did the drunken Irishman say to the Chinese diplomat? http://www.reddit.com/r/Youwritethepunchline/comments/2zg1zy/what_did_the_drunken_irishman_say_to_the_chinese/"
"My Russian friend came to visit me Vladislav? Baby Don't Hurt Me...."
"A friend of mine asked me, ""what rhymes with orange?"" I said, ""no, it doesn't"". *Credit to Jimmy Carr.* **Edit:** ITT: door hinge, syringe, whore binge, Blorenge."
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the Fresh Prince."
"What's the cheapest present for an ophan? A tattoo with dad"
"If you are an American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? You're peein'"
"Connecting to a wifi named 'Martin Router King' ... ... and suddenly I have a stream."