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Joke of the Day

"Today's a really good day... 10/10"

"I went to a baseball game with my dad last night. It was pretty fun, we even got on the jumbotron! Then I noticed it was the Emotional Unavailability Cam."

"Where do modern-day pirates come from? Somaaaaaarlia"

"Why did the scarecrow win the award? He was outstanding in his field."

"I slapped Kim Kardashian's ass once I don't like his music."

"If you're ever feeling down about yourself, head to your local GameStop and ask the workers how they feel about dragons."

"Some people are so poor, all they have is money."

"What is like tomato but better? DD-WRT"

"Where does Finn buy groceries (Star Wars FE Spoilers) Traitor Joes."

"Did you hear about the convict who refused to take a nap? He was resisting a rest."