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Joke of the Day

"I love a room with a fire place it sets the tone for a romantic night, drinking wine slow dancing, burning evidence."

"So I got a new keyboard today.. q o poq nq s s s pu"

"If ""Precious"" is based on the novel by Sapphire, ""Twilight"" is based on the catalog by Abercrombie & Fitch"

"chemistry What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? ""HeHe"""

"I keep trying to find my wife's killer But nobody will do it"

"""My anger began to flow through me like hot mountain sweat.."" Um, don't you mean ""Lava""? ""...like warm hill pee"""

"My first time having sex was just like my first time riding a bike My dad was holding me from behind."

"I used to be addicted... To the hokey pokey but I turned myself around"

"Drugs don't kill people, people who run out of drugs kill people"

"Don't die a virgin. Seriously, there are terrorists waiting for you."