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Joke of the Day
"First rule of Water Boarding Club: 1. You will talk"
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"Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas this year. Luke: What, How is that possible!? Vader: I felt your presents. Luke: NOOOOOOO"
"Racism Test- What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot of course."
"I asked a Chinese girl for her number... She said ""sex! sex! sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said ""wow"" Then her friend said,"" she means 666-3629"""
"I've been having an affair with a film director's wife. Yesterday he caught us in bed together. He was furious. I said to him, ""Look, mate, don't make a scene."""
"What do you call a war between two cannibal tribes? A food fight."
"What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with? A cuddlefish! (corny I know)"
"And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the ... Paul Ryan"
"Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea told it not to."
"Girl on Facebook Heyy i have not seen u since high school. Me. It's been a while. Her. Yea been married 6 years now : ) Me. Unfriend"