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Joke of the Day
"What does a Greek say when he receives his salary? Danke schon."
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"What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall? Bang! (!)"
"What goes in dry, but comes out hard and wet? A Teabag."
"Did you here about that original joke? Neither did I."
"Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail? Because it needs bailing out."
"Imagine how frustrating it would be if Tic-Tacs were individually wrapped."
"Fired from my job as an autopsy technician for repeatedly asking ""are you gonna eat that?"" during the procedures."
"2 scientists enter a bar... The first scientist asks the bartender : ""H2O please"" and drinks his water. The second scientist asks : ""H2O too please"", drinks it and dies."
"I turned into a cat earlier. Don't ask meow."
"What did one ghost say to the other ghost? ""Do you believe in life before death?"""