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Joke of the Day
"What does a Greek say when he receives his salary? Danke schon."
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"I like my women how I like my coffee... In a Styrofoam cup"
"My neighbor just died of an overdose. He forgot to take his homeopathic sleeping pills."
"Him: sex tonight? Me: Work put me in a bad mood Him: tomorrow? Me: I have a headache tomorrow"
"I thought toddlers were the most energetic, obsessive, and relentless people on earth. And then someone got mad at me on Facebook."
"""Nice"" - first kangaroo to realise it had a pocket"
"How do you know if someone's a pilot? because they'll fucking tell you."
"What did the snail say when he rode a turtle? Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I'll see myself out."
"18 years ago today, Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum saved our country and our PLANET from an alien invasion. Never forget"
"My wife can't stand to be around me ever since I retired from voicing Winnie-the-Pooh She says I am becoming unbearable."