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Joke of the Day
"I am realistically only 1 crossbow away from accidentally killing someone with a crossbow."
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"What do you do with your gum when there isn't a trash can/little kid's hair to throw it in?"
"There's 26 letters in the English language, combined to make millions of words, which are used to make infinite sentences for any event imaginable. . . Yet I see the same jokes posted every day."
"My friend wanted to feel like a princess on her wedding day So we made her marry a man she never met in order to secure a French alliance."
"What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed clown on a tricycle? Attire"
"Is a hippopotamus really a hippopotamus.. Or just a really cool-opotamus?"
"Why was the centipede late ? Because he was playing ""This little Piggy"" with his baby brother !"
"I've invented a new flavour of crisps, if they're successful I'll make a packet."
"While watching Olympic kayaking, I was surprised at how bad the Cuban team was at paddling. Then I realized, That's probably why they're still in Cuba."
"Complaints via email or texts should be called ""Read Whine"""