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Joke of the Day
"I am realistically only 1 crossbow away from accidentally killing someone with a crossbow."
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"Pedophiles 2 in 3 people live next to a pedohpile. I don't. I live next to 2 smoking hot 8-year olds."
"Black children never know the joy of finding their name in a personalized keychain display."
"I'm not saying it's a bad idea to bring an Ebola patient to Atlanta, I'm saying everyone should leave Atlanta because I've seen this movie...."
"Two foot fetishists are sitting in the back of a police van. One turns to the other says: ""I think we got off on the wrong foot."""
"What's the difference between Boy Scouts and Jews Boy Scouts come back from their camps"
"What is Winrar's Favorite pickup line? I can Unzip it for you."
"Chainsaws: because ""The Texas Weed-whacker Massacre"" just wasn't scary enough"
"What's the difference between a lobster with breast implants, and a dirty bus stop? One's a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean."
"Local News: GREG JOHNSON, 41, ESCAPES BEING EATEN BY BEAR Bear News: FOOD NAMED GARG RUNS FROM LUNCHTIME"