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Joke of the Day

"Black guys and white guys never have more in common than when they're being yelled at in public by their girlfriends."

"How did the hillbilly find the sheep in the tall grass? Satisfying"

"When listening to skinny girls talk about losing weight it's perfectly reasonable to battle cry then karate chop their tiny stomach's."

"I feel bad for kids in wheelchairs. I bet they get pushed around a lot."

"I am not a fan of dad jokes. ""Hi, Notafanofdadjokes, I'm Dad."""

"Dysentery It's a shitty way to die."

"What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline."

"Q: What is blue, green, red, yellow, purple, orange, black, brown, and gray? A: A box of crayons."

"If bank website ads have taught me anything it's that white people love drinking coffee as they pay bills online in an empty loft apartment."

"I knew a girl so ugly, she fell asleep at a frat party... and she woke up with more clothes on. (Stolen from Big Bang theory, I just love this joke)"