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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't Edward leave Russia? Cause he was snowden."
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"Why do Native Americans hate snow? It's white and on their land."
"This year's Delta inflight buckle your seat belt video isn't as good as the last one. I give two and a half seat belts."
"Hurricanes are loud, costly and sometimes fatal forces of nature That's why the WMO name them after their wives"
"A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi."
"The most offensive joke I know. Why do pharmacists put cotton wool balls in all of their drug bottles? To Remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were junkies."
"Johnny Depp is the best actor ever. You can't even tell he has scissor hands in Pirates of the Caribbean."
"Game of Thrones characters should have to wear jerseys with their names on the back"
"A donut walks into a gas station... ...and asks for a pack of cigs. The clerk says, ""can I see your ID please?"" Then the donut says, ""Sprinkles"""
"Wanna impress me iTunes? Let me download a motherfucking pizza."