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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes ? A swine gut !"
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"What do you call a bunch of black dudes in a shed... Antique garden tools."
"I got kicked out of a store trying to buy condoms All I wanted was to use their fitting room!"
"People complain about the weather and politics till the cows come home... and then they complain about how there are cows in their house."
"Why a pirate could not spell iris? He had only one 'i'"
"Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59? So he can kick out at 2."
"*gives up horoscopes for Lent *caves and reads horoscope ""You are weak willed and lack conviction"""
"I don't mind when a waitress says, ""Is Pepsi fine?"" when I ask for some coke. But when my drug dealer says it, it's kind of annoying"
"What do you call a group of pigs? A precinct."
"Your baby looks the same as it did yesterday. Me, commenting on a Facebook picture."