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Joke of the Day

"Boy: What's the biggest ant in the world? Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt"

"Cell phones make it easy to communicate with everybody except the people you're currently with."

"Pro tip: Don't moan when getting a pat down at airport security"

"Did you hear about the man who was arrested for molesting a duck? He was suspected of Fowl Play"

"What do you mean pi r square? Pies are round"

"Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Give a man a woman, and he'll teach himself how to fish."

"they played Twist,so I twisted. they played Jump, so I jumped. they played Come on Eileen ... and I was banned for life"

"Fun fact about the Saxophone: I'm lonely"

"I'm glad there isn't a pop quiz every time I claim to have read something."

"What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes? A nervous wreck."