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Joke of the Day
"Pro tip: Don't moan when getting a pat down at airport security"
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"what do you call a closet full of lesbians? a liquor closet"
"Just saw you on the beach and think you might look better in something that covers you a bit more. Like your car."
"No one has done the dishes for like a week so I finally did the responsible thing and bought some paper plates."
"Knock knock Who is it? Daisy Daisy whom? Daysi me rollin', they hatin', patrolling. They wanna catch ne riding dirty!"
"This salad isn't going to toss itself. *winks* - Things you shouldn't say as you pass food around the Thanksgiving table :("
"I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."
"what did the kiwi statue said to the other kiwi statue? statue bro?"
"Why is. Dr.Dre's Headphones so popular? Beats me."
"What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American? A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning."