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"How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in dirty vans..."
"""I'm glad you're so normal. It's refreshing."" ""That's me- totally normal!"" *waves off mariachi band waiting in the wings*"
"Whoa I'm floating! Am I...dead? ""No it's a dream"" What a relief! Wait. Who said that? Grim Reaper: (mutters) shit Uh nobody go back to sleep"
"Q: What does a king do when he burps? A: He issues a royal pardon."
"I really want to take my girlfriend out to dinner... ...But she asks way too much per hour."
"What do you call a magical creature with a skin disease? A leperchaun."
"I'm not Catholic, but I've given up picking my belly button for lint."
"Let's do them. What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja? Goad-diggers."
"Traffic..The only jam that doesn't go on toast"