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Joke of the Day
"*offers dog a treat* Dog: I have a boyfriend"
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"Oreo A little white kid goes & stands in between 2 black kids and says : Look mommy, ""Oreo biscuit !!!"""
"When telling jokes to identical twins make sure you tell them the whole joke ........ because you just can't tell them a part."
"Knock knock? Who's there? 9/11 Knock knock? Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget... :("
"I like to think that hobos that talk to themselves are just recording a podcast."
"*Ronda Rousey in the Doctors office* Ronda: I'm having trouble getting pregnant Doctor: Stop taking it in the jaw"
"What do you call a chicken with lettuce on its eyes? Chicken Ceasar salad."
"If I meet you for a date and you don't look anything like your pic, you're buying drinks for me until you do."
"How do Spaniards take their coffee? Au lait."
"A man tells his wife ""Here's your aspirin, my dear."" Wife: Why are you giving me an aspirin? I don't have a headache. Man: Gotcha! Let's fuck!"