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Joke of the Day

"I went to that new sexy internet cafe My server sure had a nice rack"

"We hate what we do not understand. I'm not really sure what that phrase means, but it's stupid!"

"Did you hear about the skeleton that couldn't go to the party? He had no body to go with."

"I approve of free range parenting the meat just tastes better."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the restroom? Because the ""p"" is silent!"

"Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race? He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography"

"Please take a moment to envision the movie ""Drive,"" but with him only using Zipcars."

"I really lack the words to compliment myself today."

"My husband is out w/friends & I'm at home w/the kids. I'm going to sprinkle Legos under the covers on his side of the bed."

"What does Sigmund Freud say comes between fear and sex? funf (it helps if you say it out loud, and understand German) :-)"