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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a midget psychic who just escaped from prison? A small medium at large!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ? Andrew all her money out of the bank !"

"What do africans wear on their heads? Ebowla hats"

"Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere."

"[to other patients in psychiatrist's waiting room] I'm not like you people. This is court mandated."

"Dun-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Running down the motor-way, A lorr-ie comes the other-way, Dun-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, Splat-Man!"

"Why do politicians spend so much time at playgrounds? Because it's a great place to pick up swing voters."

"I was called a village idiot today which really upset me. I live in a city."

"I can't help but notice that the Ninja Turtles never wash their hands before eating pizza in the sewer."

"What do you call a fight between film actors ? Star wars !"