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Joke of the Day
"Good morning beautiful breasts of my neighbor. How did you get inside these binoculars?"
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"A dog walks into a bar..... Bartender comes over and asks....""why do you look so rough?"""
"How to explain non-alcoholic beer? It's like eating your sisters pussy, the taste is the same but you know something is not right."
"my son just asked me where do pizzas come from adn has yet to ask me where do babeys come from. thats my boy"
"Annoyed condom Why was the condom annoyed? It got pissed off"
"Hey baby, are you a parking ticket? because i'm not going to pay you"
"If you're ever attacked by a bear play deaf, be like ""I can't even hear you bear"""
"Why is it that when a woman sleeps with a bunch of men, she is a slut? But when I do it, suddenly I am gay?"
"Old Jewish Proverb: It's better to have Russians cut-off the gas than ... ... have Germans pump it."
"I haven't had a server go down on me that long since New Year at Hooters. Edit for explanation: https://techcrunch.com/2016/08/11/reddit-is-currently-experiencing-a-major-outage/"