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Joke of the Day
"Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white? So he can tell if he's coming or going."
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"Iraq has just ordered two thousand septic tanks from Russia. As soon as the Iraqis learn to drive them they are going to invade Iran."
"Why did Moses lead the Jews around the desert for 40 years? Because someone dropped a quarter."
"My wife told me her sock had a hole in it. ""Darn it!"" I replied."
"Better be named after what? If you had to choose, would you prefer having a disease named after you, or be named after your mother in law?"
"Police have arrested a cat for robbery Guess they've identified the purrpetrator"
"I just sneezed while eating a salad and the button popped off my jeans Which proves my theory: nothing good can ever come from eating salad"
"My friends think I should stop telling jokes because my punchlines are always shit. Shit."
"Martin Shkreli in jail: ""Can I have an aspirin?"" Jail: ""Yes. That will be $197,000."""
"It's quite appropriate that fast food cashiers... often open with ""sorry for the weight""."