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Joke of the Day
"What do you call oral sex with your GF when she's menstruating? 6.9"
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"COWORKER: Wanna come to my NYE party?! ME: Aww... I would, but I already have plans. MORGAN FREEMAN: He did not have plans."
"I hate it when.. I hate it when my black friend disappears in the dark, My white friend in snow, My Chinese friend in sand, And my Middle-Eastern friend in drone strikes."
"Back in the day, I took $5 to the store and came out with.. 3 bags of chips, a pack of snickers, 2 bottles of coke, a newspaper and a bottle of whisky. And today? CCTVs everywhere!"
"Which reindeer have the shortest legs? The smallest ones."
"What do you call a half native pirate? Metis"
"What did the skim milk say to the farmer I will never be whole again."
"If I ever opened a store that sold goats, I would call it Burlington Goat Factory"
"I have Alzheimer's disease. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's disease!"
"Thoughts on ""The Hunt for Red October""? oops, wrong sub."