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Joke of the Day

"Walking inside a Nike store would be the worst place to contemplate suicide. Just do it."

"I don't see why people dislike racial diversity I'm getting bored of watching the 100 meter dash."

"What did one friend say to another on a flight that made him get escorted off of it? (WARNING: PUNNY AS HELL) ""Hi Jack! These airplanes are da bomb!"" how did i do? thought of it a couple days ago."

"Why was the Mexican called a paragraph? Because he was to short to be called an essay"

"Remember busy signals? Crazy times."

"I went to read the dictionary, but... My aardvark had the exact same idea before me. He didn't really get far."

"Overheard on the organ black market ""Got awful grammar? Buy this colon!"""

"When do you stop at green, and go at red? when eating watermelon"

"Will you be my horcrux? I promise I'll leave a piece of me inside you."

"So I finally got around to watching the Twin Tower attacks 9/11 would watch again."