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Joke of the Day

"When I grow up I want to be a kid."

"A steak pun... ... is a rare medium well done."

"What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems? Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)"

"In case you were wondering, Taco Bell offers free wi-fi. Don't bother asking for the password, because it's totally ""Cornhole Explosion""."

"HOT SINGLES HAVE MIGRATED AWAY FROM YOUR AREA DUE TO CLIMATE CHANGE"

"""Can I get a do-over?"" - Me, playing golf, tennis (or pretty much any sport), taking a test, having sex, making a speech, living my life...."

"Stop calling hurricanes names, you're just giving them the attention that they want"

"If you watch Jurassic Park backwards, it's an uplifting film about dinosaurs and people who work together to rebuild an island."

"[heaven's IT department] Ok, I see why your computer's crashing. Have you been closing doors again? God: Yes, why? Too many open windows"

"What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist? A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store."