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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Nothing, because he could never come."

"A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, ""Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."""

"What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist? A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store."

"Police now use an iPhone app that scans irises to ID suspects. It replaces their previous method: scanning for dark skin"

"After Michael jackson died.. They melted all the plastic from his face. They took the plastic and made toys. So the kids can play with him for a change."

"I've satisfied every waitress I've met... With just the tip"

"What do you call a quadriplegic time traveler? Marty Mcsit"

"My dad told me to be the best I can be and to always be at the top I told him ""I am at the top ...... of a bell curve"""

"Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower."

"what type of music does a balloon hate? Pop music"