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Joke of the Day

"Jared ended his career at Subway the same way he started it... (part 2) Enamored by 7 year old meat and buns."

"I'm no meteorologist, but I'm washing my car so there's a 97% chance of rain."

"Did you hear about the cartoonist being investigated? Police on the case say he has a sketchy past."

"""This is so wrong,"" I say excitedly, my heart racing, my hands trembling as I butter a donut"

"The government just built an underground prison. They call it Concave. It's full of convex."

"New boyfriend is allergic to kitten so can't keep him :( He's ginger & named Tom. Friendly. Comes when called. 28yrs-old & works in IT."

"Where was Solomon's temple located? On the side of his head."

"Nothing good can come from a gay man greeting you with an up and down look followed by an ""Oh, honey"""

"A man holding a large block of asphalt walks into a bar. He says to the bartender, ""A beer for me, and one for the road."""

"15 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope, and no Jobs. Don't die Kevin Bacon!!"