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Joke of the Day

"Who loves fast food? Jared fogle"

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"We didn't have child safety seats when I was young. My dad would put a couple of us in the trunk if it meant not taking two cars."
"It's such a lovely day, even the flowers are singing! Flowers: THE SINS OF OUR FOREFATHERS BIND US TO THE DIRT"
"This pumpkin spice toilet paper seems unnecessary, but I'll taste it nonetheless."
"Husband's note on refrigerator for wife: Someone from the Gyna Colleges called. They said the Pabst beer is normal. I didn't know you liked beer."
"Jared Fogle's defense in court. He was just trying to get off."
"I would make a joke about boiling water But it would be too steamy for reddit."
"What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain :D"
"What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung."
"How do like really laid-back types answer the phone? Mellow."