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Joke of the Day
"I like my Coffee how i like my women Hot."
Next Joke
"I accidentally gave my wife superglue instead of Chapstick She's still not talking to me."
"Me: Ping me when you are free. Girl:Ok. *Starts working in 2 Shifts*"
"What do you call a water gun that gets people really excited? A super stoaker"
"What do you call a Communist Sniper? A Marxman."
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? ""You can keep the tip""."
"After watching today's Apple event, I can confirm the new iPhone will not be a failure. In fact, it'll be a huge 6S."
"If morning had a face I would totally be punching that shit right about now."
"Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face."
"I would tell you my joke about necrophelia... But that would be fucking lifeless of me"